Monkey Joke
| A man walked into a bar one afternoon with his pet monkey. As the bartender turned to pour the man a beer, the monkey jumped from his master's lap and began cramming the olives and cherries whole from the bowls on the bar. It then jumped to the pool table where it swallowed the cue ball. "Hey," hollered the bartender to the man, "Your monkey just ate everything in the bar, including my cue ball!" "That's the way he is," explained the man, "he swallows everything he sees. I'll pay you for the garnishes and the cue ball." A few days later, the man came back into the bar with his monkey. As the bartender poured the man his beer, the monkey jumped on the bar, plucked up a cherry, stuck it in his a**hole, then pulled it out and swallowed it. "Cripes!' exclaimed the bartender, "did you see what your monkey just did?" "Yes," answered the man, "he still swallows everything whole, but since he ate your cue ball, he checks the size first." |